Sam is a dedicated Big Hero 6 fan.
Daddy: We have honey yogurt and lemon yogurt. Which would you like?
Sam: I want…honey lemon yogurt. And…what’s the other kind?
Daddy: We have honey yogurt and lemon yogurt.
Sam: I want…honey lemon yogurt. And…what’s the other kind?
Sam: There’s more ice cream if you want, Mimi.
Mimi: Thank you, Sam!
Sam: But you don’t want any more, do you.
Sam sees a small bag of brownies while sitting on the kitchen counter.
What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! I didn’t notice that! There’s chocolate!
Sam (2.75)
Daddy: Are you pulling down your pants?
Sam: Yeah.
Daddy: Why?
Sam: Just to get some breeze.
Such a peaceful sleeper Josh is (3 weeks)
How many eggs are there? “One egg. Two egg. Thursday. Fried egg. Soft egg.”
Daddy: Sam, I have some questions for you. How do you like having your little brother, Josh?
Sam: It’s good.
Daddy: Has it been easy or has it been hard?
Sam: Hard.
Daddy: What do you like about having a little brother?
Sam: I can play with him!
Daddy: What do you not like?
Sam: Mommy breastfeeding Josh.
Sam has been playing all week that Mimi is misbehaving. Her punishment is getting put in the bathroom. This time it may have gone too far.
Sam: I put Mimi in the bathroom. And I bit her.
Mommy: You bit her?
Sam: Yeah, I bit her. I yummed her all up. She’s in my belly. She’s all gone. I ate her for breakfast!
Sam: I can’t make too much words, Mommy.
Mommy: You can’t make too many words?
Sam: No. I can’t make too much words because I’m dead.
Mommy: You’re dead?
Sam: I’m a dead honey bee. I can play with cars and trains and toys. But I can’t make too much words. Because I’m dead.
Daddy is lying in Sam’s room holding Josh a couple hours after he was born. Sam gets out of bed and comes over carrying his blanket.
Sam: Daddy, I’m just giving Josh my blanket because he might be cold.
