Where’s the trash

Josh: Where’s the trash?
Me: Why?
Josh: Because my pull up is in the closet.

(6:30pm, 13 hours after putting his pull up in the closet at our friends lake house)

Josh (4 y/o)

Jul 9, 2020 at 6:31 PM

Wanna hear some jokes

On the car ride back from the airport after lots of travel. 

Jake slides passenger seat back
Josh (3yo): are you going to lie back and fall asleep in the car?!
Jake: yeah, I’m going to fall asleep right here. 
Josh: do you wanna hear some jokes?
Jake: yes, that will help keep me awake
Josh: macapuja rica joo!