I asked Sam (3.5) some questions from this conversation starter card game several nights back, like “if you could be smarter, funnier, or more athletic, which would you choose?” This morning he opens it up, pulls out a card and pretends to read

Sam: Have you ever been…an astronaut?

Me: No, I have not been an astronaut.

Sam: Have you ever been…a daddy?

Sam (3.5): Mid conversation, “Ooooh boy! Sometimes I get distracted by chocolate cake.”

Sam (3): “Remember that time we went to Houston and I got out like a million toys and I didn’t clean them up?”

Sam (3) in a spooky voice talking about seeing Mr Kabuki in “a dark…spooky…whorehouse!”