I changed my pants because…they got wet. I didn’t see my penis because…I saw the submarine and the cars and the turtle. So…I didn’t see my penis.

Sam on why he had changed into a new pair of pants. It’s just so easy to get distracted.

Sam is a dedicated Big Hero 6 fan.
Daddy: We have honey yogurt and lemon yogurt. Which would you like?
Sam: I want…honey lemon yogurt. And…what’s the other kind?
Daddy: We have honey yogurt and lemon yogurt.
Sam: I want…honey lemon yogurt. And…what’s the other kind?

What?!

Sam sees a small bag of brownies while sitting on the kitchen counter.

What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! I didn’t notice that! There’s chocolate!

Sam (2.75)